Central Division
The Carolina Hurricanes only see these teams twice a year
St. Louis
We miss the massive parade that the Blues threw after winning the cup. Now we need to find another crop top for Joel Edmundson to wear to this year’s Stanley Cup Parade.
Colorado
We miss the online friendship that we have always had with the Avalanche. Talk about real BFFs! If only we can find a zoom channel big enough for the entirety of both fanbases. We also miss how they are not above talking to their fans directly on social media. Also never forget wildcard chaos teams from last season. We are an elite club.
Dallas
Another wildcard chaos team from the previous season that made the elite club. We miss the Dallas Stars’ cow mascot. With Hamilton the pig, we were about halfway to an “E”, “I”, “E”, “I”, “O”. Now if only we can find someone with a chicken mascot.
Winnipeg
To be fair, we miss the Thrashers a bit more, but Winnipeg Jets really did have a way of pulling in full crowds to a hockey game in the middle of nowhere. Such talent.
Nashville
Our southern cousins! We miss the way you give hockey a voice in the south and throw catfish around on the ice. Now I’m hungry for some fried catfish. Thanks.
Minnesota
The trade is still one for one. Thanks for that. But joking aside, we miss watching Eric Staal continue to be the great hockey player we drafted him to be. Tell him we miss him still. Even if he remains with the wild for the rest of his career.
Chicago
We miss how The Blackhawks always seem to give us these great gems of players. Please keep that up when hockey returns!