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Carolina Hurricanes: Three Potential Alternate Bunch of Jerks Shirts

By Jared Ellis

RALEIGH, NC - DECEMBER 05: Carolina Hurricanes celebrate a win at the end of the OT period of the Carolina Hurricanes game versus the New York Rangers on December 5th, 2019 at PNC Arena in Raleigh, NC (Photo by Jaylynn Nash/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)
RALEIGH, NC - DECEMBER 05: Carolina Hurricanes celebrate a win at the end of the OT period of the Carolina Hurricanes game versus the New York Rangers on December 5th, 2019 at PNC Arena in Raleigh, NC (Photo by Jaylynn Nash/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images) /
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RALEIGH, NC – DECEMBER 23: Santa Claus sounds the Hurricane warning siren prior to a NHL game between the Carolina Hurricanes and the Montreal Canadiens on December 23, 2009 at RBC Center in Raleigh, North Carolina. (Photo by Gregg Forwerck/NHLI via Getty Images)
RALEIGH, NC – DECEMBER 23: Santa Claus sounds the Hurricane warning siren prior to a NHL game between the Carolina Hurricanes and the Montreal Canadiens on December 23, 2009 at RBC Center in Raleigh, North Carolina. (Photo by Gregg Forwerck/NHLI via Getty Images) /

Bunch of Christmas Jerks

Now it’s Christmas time folks. The Hurricanes already have their ugly Christmas sweater down in The Eye. We’ll all be wearing that during our Christmas parties. So why not give us a Bunch of Christmas Jerks shirt to wear on Christmas morning or to give to our loved ones?

Now of course if they were to actually do this, they’d have to act fast. But it is important to note that the Hurricanes do have a magic hockey elf on their roster in Sebastian Aho. I’m sure he could enlist the help of his teammates to get it done. Andrei Svechnikov is a magician on the side after all.

Under, or around the lettering, there could be Christmas lights with the players faces inside the bulbs. The Hurricanes could also have Stormy and Caroline dressed as Santa and Mrs. Claus on the shirt as well.

If they wanted to, the Canes could also make Christmas Jerks ugly sweaters, stockings, Santa hats, and all sorts of Christmas merchandise. Personally, I’d love to see some Bunch of Christmas Jerks pajama pants so I can relax with my dogs and cat as we watch the classic Christmas movie, Die Hard.

We all know about the college rush hats, but how about some shirts to go along with them?

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