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Haula’s Bracelet Is A Clear Warning For The Hurricanes. Plain As Day

By Chris Baker

May 1, 2023; Newark, New Jersey, USA; New Jersey Devils left wing Erik Haula (56) celebrates his goal with teammates against the New York Rangers during the third period in game seven of the first round of the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs at Prudential Center. Mandatory Credit: Vincent Carchietta-USA TODAY Sports
May 1, 2023; Newark, New Jersey, USA; New Jersey Devils left wing Erik Haula (56) celebrates his goal with teammates against the New York Rangers during the third period in game seven of the first round of the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs at Prudential Center. Mandatory Credit: Vincent Carchietta-USA TODAY Sports /
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Carolina Hurricanes fans, and decent, law abiding sports fans the world over should be worried for their safety over Erik Haula’s bracelet. Despite what the “fun”dits and pundits alike say, it is a clear sign of impending doom from one of the league’s top players. Next year the Carolina Hurricanes will be playing for their lives when Erik Haula is on the ice against them. The writing is there on that beaded bracelet. Plain as day.

Let me be the first to say as a brief aside; If this bracelet isn’t the spark the Hurricanes needed to push them to Stanley Cup next year, I am not sure the Hurricanes will ever make it to the big series again, much less win the whole thing.

Erik Haula has been to the NHL Playoffs three straight years with three different teams which proves without a shadow of a doubt that he has the talent to win no matter where he plays. Garbage teams trade for Haula, and they go to the playoffs.

Look no further than Nashville for proof. Before Haula comes to Music City, no playoffs. Erik Haula arrives, 1st round of the playoffs. The Country Cats trade Haula, and they don’t make the playoffs by a mile.

So when Erik Haula wears a bracelet on the golf course that CLEARLY says “CANES SUCK” the Hurricanes need to take notice. He’s gunning for vengeance, and he’s seriously this time.

And I am not talking just about the Carolina Hurricanes. I mean all Hurricanes. Erik Haula’s “CANES SUCK” bracelet is a shot across the bows of all their ships.

The University of Miami Hurricanes, more like Haula will destroy U! Georgia Southwestern State University Hurricanes, take warning. Erik Haula and his bracelet show no mercy. Marion (VA) High School Hurricanes, sleep with one eye open. The sandman wears #56. If I were the University of Tulsa Golden Hurricanes, I would keep my eyes peeled. You never know what’s going to happen when Haula decides to go off! The Tulane University Green Wave, had better at least review the “Erik Haula Disaster” plans in your faculty and student handbooks. You cannot be too careful.

And don’t get me started on real hurricanes! Erik Haula will mess them up too. Any tropical depressions out there in the south Atlantic had better get to counseling ASAP because the Haulamonster is on the prowl and out for blood. That bracelet of his proves it.

You might think I am joking about Erik Haula’s bracelet. That it’s a silly trinket. In fact, I am saying just the opposite. When you see Erik “First Round Force To Be Reckoned With” Haula wearing a bracelet with your team’s name on it, hide the women, children, and pets because it is about to get ugly.

You’ve been warned Carolina Hurricanes. Erik Haula’s bracelet is all you need to see, because it’ll be the last thing you see if you aren’t prepared.

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