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If The Carolina Hurricanes Were a 90’s TV Show

By William Farrow

BUFFALO, NY - NOVEMBER 14: Hurricanes players congratulate Carolina Hurricanes defenseman Dougie Hamilton (19) on winning goal during the Carolina Hurricanes and Buffalo Sabres NHL game on November 14, 2019, at KeyBank Center in Buffalo, NY. (Photo by John Crouch/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)
BUFFALO, NY - NOVEMBER 14: Hurricanes players congratulate Carolina Hurricanes defenseman Dougie Hamilton (19) on winning goal during the Carolina Hurricanes and Buffalo Sabres NHL game on November 14, 2019, at KeyBank Center in Buffalo, NY. (Photo by John Crouch/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images) /
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Mr. Funny Guy, Mr. Handsome. Who would be Michael Kelso?

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – MAY 29: Ashton Kutcher testifies during the trial of alleged serial killer Michael Gargiulo, known as the “Hollywood Ripper,” at the Clara Shortridge Foltz Criminal Justice Center on May 29, 2019 in Los Angeles, California. Gargiulo is facing murder charges, including the February 21, 2001 stabbing death of Kutcher’s friend Ashley Ellerin. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – MAY 29: Ashton Kutcher testifies during the trial of alleged serial killer Michael Gargiulo, known as the “Hollywood Ripper,” at the Clara Shortridge Foltz Criminal Justice Center on May 29, 2019 in Los Angeles, California. Gargiulo is facing murder charges, including the February 21, 2001 stabbing death of Kutcher’s friend Ashley Ellerin. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images) /

Up next on the chopping block: Michael Kelso, played by Ashton Kutcher. Why the picture with the mustache you ask? It will all make sense in a minute.

Michael Kelso was the funniest part of That 70’s Show. Also recognized as rather handsome, Kelso stole the hearts of millions with his role on this show. Every line on the show made you laugh and you just couldn’t take your eyes off of him. Now, who could this possibly be from the Canes?

RALEIGH, NC – NOVEMBER 23: Jordan Martinook #48 of the Carolina Hurricanes acknowledges the crowd during a post game interview after scoring a hat trick during an NHL game against the Florida Panthers on November 23, 2018 at PNC Arena in Raleigh, North Carolina. (Photo by Gregg Forwerck/NHLI via Getty Images)
RALEIGH, NC – NOVEMBER 23: Jordan Martinook #48 of the Carolina Hurricanes acknowledges the crowd during a post game interview after scoring a hat trick during an NHL game against the Florida Panthers on November 23, 2018 at PNC Arena in Raleigh, North Carolina. (Photo by Gregg Forwerck/NHLI via Getty Images) /

THAT’S RIGHT, you know him, we love him! Mr. Jordan Martinook, or often called Marty Party.

Related Story. Carolina Hurricanes: Jordan Martinook is Irreplaceable. light

Martinook is the heart and soul of this team. Does he score a lot? No. But giving this man the “A” on his jersey was 110% the right call from the coaches.

Jordan Martinook leads with soul and heart, and if you don’t follow him on twitter be sure to do so. He always has a smile, is always yelling and making everyone laugh. There are leaders by example, by voice, but Martinook leads by spirit. This guy never quits, and always has a positive outlook. Every team needs a Martinook, but nobody can replace the OG Marty Party.

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