Let me first apologize to my male readers and fellow Cardiac Cane writer, Dan, for this incredibly sexist and offense (yet delicious) post. Ottawa Citizen recently posted their 30 Hottest NHL Players list of 2011 and it was an epic fail in the eyes of this southern gal. I can appreciate their efforts, but perhaps we have a different taste in the south.
These delectable picks are in no specific order. I will leave that up to you. I did, however, categorize them by beauty type. Click the links for more pictures ladies.
The Noah Wylie Beauties
It was around 1996 when women went crazy for that wholesome, guy next door look.
Honorable Mentions:
Zach Parise
,
Justin Faulk
, and
Brandon Suttermust be mentioned. Faulk’s wing should be plastered in gold and hung above the freak’in mantle. Sutter’s boyish grin and great sense of humor make him totally drool worthy. Parise is a given.
The Sinfully Gorgeous
- Henrik Lundqvist has a level of handsome that should be illegal. It borderlines on causing pain.
- Newly recalled Sabres’ forward Derek Whitmore is the only thing I will ever like about Buffalo.
- The eyes of Taylor Pyatt are so wrong they must have been crafted by the devil himself.
- Maxim Lapierre. His name is Maxim…point made, case closed.
- Honorable Mentions: Shea Weber and Scottie Upshall get a nod here.
The Tall, Dark, and Handsome
of Montreal may lack the wings, but his looks certainly make up for it.
Fine Finns
- I know I have some Finnish lovers amongst my readers, so I give you Mikko Koivu.
- I would also be remised to skip Tuomo Ruutu and his heart-melting sideways grin.
- Sami Lepisto is a Finn that can bring a girl to her knees.
- Valtteri Filppula and Teemu Selanne get the honorable mentions in this class of beauties.
The Incredible, Flexible Goalie
I had the pleasure of plastering myself against
Pekka Rinnein Las Vegas. It.Was.Amazing.
(smokes cigarette)
You may have looked at this list and thought it was a bit biased. Too bad, it’s mine Canes’ blog and I’ll crush if I want to. The point is simple…hockey births the biggest beauties in all of sports. I don’t know how it happens, I don’t care, I just appreciate it.
Let’s Go Canes! Let’s Go Checkers!
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