We hear all the other kids on the FanSided network are doing it, so why don’t we? Here are 10 things you will never hear a Hurricanes fan say.
10. I am so sick of hearing Rock You Like a Hurricane.
9. I wish we could ditch all these guys from Finland and trade them for some Swedes.
8. This arena is so quiet I could meditate in here.
7. Hockey sure is boring. I wish this town had stuck to football.
6. This cap ceiling is really putting a cramp into our contract plans.
5. Man I can’t believe we got stuck with Forslund and Kaiton calling our games.
4. I wish I knew what it felt like to win the Stanley Cup.
3. I hate that our players act like rockstars and are so inaccessible to the fans.
2. I love when the Sabres come to town! Their fans are so friendly and mild mannered! It’s like entertaining the Amish!
And the number one thing you will never hear a Canes fan say…