10 for Tuesday: 10 Things a Hurricanes Fan Will Never Say

We hear all the other kids on the FanSided network are doing it, so why don’t we? Here are 10 things you will never hear a Hurricanes fan say.

10. I am so sick of hearing Rock You Like a Hurricane.

9.  I wish we could ditch all these guys from Finland and trade them for some Swedes.

8. This arena is so quiet I could meditate in here.

7. Hockey sure is boring. I wish this town had stuck to football.

6. This cap ceiling is really putting a cramp into our contract plans.

5. Man I can’t believe we got stuck with Forslund and Kaiton calling our games.

4. I wish I knew what it felt like to win the Stanley Cup.

3. I hate that our players act like rockstars and are so inaccessible to the fans.

2. I love when the Sabres come to town! Their fans are so friendly and mild mannered! It’s like entertaining the Amish!

And the number one thing you will never hear a Canes fan say…

1. I sure wish we could have drafted Taylor Hall instead of that Skinner kid.

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